Have you ever had a creampie surprise and that not so fresh feeling? You know when you feel like something isn't all that regular down there? It's cause you took a fucking anal creampie up the pooper you dumb bitch. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But next time, if you don't me to splurge some man chowder up the shanti, say so. Cause once I reach the point of no return, where else am I supposed to deposit my unborns. Last time I went on your back, you said it was hard to clean off. Well fuck you then, take it like a woman. Next time I'll yell, Surprise! I came. You know you love anal sex but I can't watch creampie movies with you? WTF? That makes as munch sense as swimming with ice skates. Which doesn't make a whole lot of sense. So enjoy the creampie surprise, I'm watching movies all night.
