I remember those wild college sex party movies, the beer was flowing and screaming the girls have gone wild. Fuck how I miss those days. Being young and free, making sex party videos of my college adventures, waking up naked next to horses. How I miss those wild college party days. The closest thing to those days was when I ran into this wild bachelorette parties on her stagette party. She had gone sex crazy and drunk and ended up giving me a blowjob in the bathroom. What kind of wife will she make if she had sex with me the night before. I should have made some party videos of it and send it to her future husband. Fucking bitches. It's like they never got out of that party movies phase from college. Nice, Just how I like it. Never ending parties seem bad for your body but they keep your soul young. Do not drink to much though because like I mentioned before, those animals get mad when you wake up next to them in a field. If you do, make sure you own a good pair of running shoes to make your escape.